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Monday morning I met Jenny (one of the Chinese office workers at school) to head to Xi'an to have my medical for my Chinese residency. A 7am start, and out into the cold Chinese morning. A 2minute cab ride to the bus station, then a 1 hour bus ride. The bus ride was pretty interesting, lots to see in the way into Xi'an, then when entering Xi'an itself, the old city walls are really impressive, I'll definately take my camera next time. After the bus, it was another 5 minute cab ride to the processing office, which is where the fun began.

It started with the usual form filling out, I must have written my passport number 1,000 times this past month with visas, flights and permits. After the form was filled out, it was time to start the conveyor-belt of tests. You basically go from room to room without stopping, and each room has a different test. So, room one: X-ray time. A full chest X-ray. Trying to stand flat against the board and hold my breath for long enough was fun. Then, up some stairs and time for a blood sample to be taken. The guy took his time to actually get it into my vein once he was under my skin, and then afterwards it didn't wanna stop bleeding. After the blood test; ultrasound. The woman greased-up my washboard abs (lol :-p ) and then ran her scanner over my stomach, then asked me to turn on my side and she did my kidney area. A quick hop next door, where some sort of heartrate monitor was hooked up to me. "Clips" placed on my wrists and ankles, and heartrate monitors around my chest. Twenty seconds of anticipation later, I was told it was done. Those were a long twenty seconds though. I was expecting an electric shock or something. It's really bizarre when you don't know what people are saying to you! The final room and it was blood pressure test time. Did the test, and started to head out of the place, Jenny was saying it was the quickest she'd ever seen all the tests done. Spoke too soon. A "doctor" came running after us and told me to come back, claiming my blood pressure readings were too high to be right. They did the test again, a bit lower this time, but apparently still high. Meh. I blame the stress of being in some wierd science lab. None of them looked like doctors, it was as if the kids had found their parents medical equipment and were just having fun with it!

After that, Jenny had to grab some books for school, so we went to a book-mall in Xi'an. China loves specialisation and dedicated things. Loads of restaurants specialise in only certain dishes, and loads of shopping malls only contain shops with one thing. You have shoe malls, clothes malls, book malls. This book mall was huuuuuge. Around 40 stores, each with mountains of books - quite litrally. Very few shelves, just huge mountains of books on the floor in the center. Getting the ~100kg of books home on public transport was interesting, but we got there in the end.

We arrived back at Weinan and went into school. Sheldon and Rob were there, and later Cheer (Rob's girlfriend, Tim's student) came by with Rob's pet dog. Tim finally woke up and headed over :P then we went and grabbed some food with Jenny. A wierd lamb with bread stew/soup called "yang rou ju mo" which was nicer than I thought. Then we heading to the bank of China where I opened an account and changed my English money. I got a KICK ASS bank card. It's a freaking Ox (its just turned to the year of the Ox.)


Bad ass.

Following that, Tim helped me move into my apartment. Blog post on that coming right up.
Sunday I slept solid until mid-day, when Tim came over from work on his lunch and asked if I wanted to join him for his two afternoon classes. I threw on some clothes, rubbed the sleep from my eyes and staggered the 100 meters or so to Aston. Once inside I got introduced to all the Chinese teachers, and all the desk staff. Far too many names to remember, but all really friendly, and I look forward to getting to know them all better.

Tim's first class was a C5 I think - around 7-8 years old. They had to do a few listening / speaking exams, then afterwards there was some time left to kill in the lesson, so we played a few games. It was really cool getting to know some of the kids, and I can't wait to be teaching some of them. Following that a similar thing happened with Tim's C9 class (17+ yrs old) then I went to get some photos taken for Monday's trip to the residency office in Xi'an.

Sunday night we went to another small restaurant on the other side of town. Ate various dishes then pretty much got asked to leave after we four english teachers were playing drums with out chopsticks. We like to give a good impression of westerners. :-P

Sunday night I got back to Tim's place, again pretty tired, so I had an early night, ready for my 7am start to Monday.

It's Monday night as I'm writing this, but so much happened today that it's gonna take me 30mins to make the blog post, and I'm far too tired for that. Hopefully I'll catch up tomorrow, so far it's busy busy busy.

Oh, and it's still very surreal - I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKIN' CHINA!!!!!!11111111111
So, I arrived in Weinan at maybe 8:00pm? Dropped off my bags at Tim's place, then he rang the other English teachers and "Pinky" (a Chinese ex-student of Aston) to go for a meal. We went to "pinky's mum's friend's place" - a really nice restaurant a few blocks away from Tim's apartment. When I say 'Really nice restaurant' - its not at all what you think. No decor or anything, just tables and chairs... that seems to be the norm for most restaurants. Anyway, we got shown to a room in the back, there was a large round table with 6-7 chairs. Me, Tim, Rob (the English manager at Aston), Jason (the guy who was covering until I got here) and Pinky all crowded around and ordered some food.

I was way, way too tired to even put together a coherent sentance, but a bunch of dishes got ordered, one of them being the nicest sweet and sour pork I've ever had. Got to know people a bit, while fighting through the fatigure. Had my first propper Chinese Tsingtao in a huge bottle, which is the norm over here. Walked back to Tim's apartment, fell asleep while talking to him a few times, so decided to call it a night. Climbed into bed, and blacked out as soon as my head hit the pillow.
So, I left home at about 7:30am on Friday morning, got to the aiport in around an hour, then checked in and had about 2-3 hours to kill. Terminal one of Manchester airport totally sucked, soooo boring. I managed to get a seat near the window, and broke out my zoom lens and shots ome planes. Such as:
Got talking to some nice people while waiting, we did the usual British thing of talking about the weather, and complaining about the terminal. I figured it would be one of my last conversations with a random Brit for a while, so I really got into it. :P

The flight from Manchester to Munich was really nice. Leather seats throughout economy class, really polite staff, and they kept throwing complimentary drinks at us. I endulged in a German beer, pretty nice!

After a short 2hr flight I arrived in Munich. On the plane from Manchester to Munich there was only one Chinese guy. This guy ended up waiting in the same place as me (I had 5hrs to kill until my flight to Beijing) I went up to him and asked "Beijing?" and he looked delighted to have someone to kill the time with, and we got talking. His name was Jindeanan, he told me he lives in Beijing and studies in Shanghai. Cue a random 5hr conversation on everything from the price of beer to autonomous states of China. Terminal 2 of Manchester was pretty swanky, and devoted entirely to Lufthansa. It was abandoned though, got a few lazy shots, but it was a super clean place.
Really, really long terminal.
The plane journey from Munich to Beijing was LONG and BORING. The films were rubbish, and the seats were appauling. No lower back support at all. I was so glad to get off that plane, however, not after two more German beers. While flying over northern China I took a few quick snaps out of the window...I wasn't impressed with the thick, black fumes the plane was spitting out:
More mountains!

Landing in Beijing was awesome. That city is huuuge from above. Although trying to see it all was pretty hard for all the polution. Beijing's new Terminal 3 is so impressive. I know how bad that sounds being impressed by a terminal, but even just watching their baggage trucks and how efficient their routes were from the planes to the carousel rear ends... everything about that terminal was super well thought out. Apparently its the biggest terminal in the world. There's a monorail going through it that has 3 stops. Three monorail stops in one terminal! Huuuuge! Inside the terminal was no less impressive. However, it was also here I encountered my first "NO PHOTOGRAPHY" sign... welcome to China.

I cleared immigration, and grabbed my bags, then re-checked them for my short flight to Xi'an. I was the only non-Chinese person on that plane. I landed in Xi'an, grabbed my case, and met Sheldon, the Chinese manager of Aston holding a sign that read "JOE". I can't blame him for not wanting to write "Whittingham" I guess.

Then it was the scariest taxi-ride ever, and a fun introduction to Chinese driving. I coud write an entire blog about transport in China, and future posts will go into that in more detail. But right now, I'm really tired, and have yet more posts to make.

I arrived in Weinan 28hrs after leaving Stafford, got out the taxi, saw Tim, and headed to his apartment.